Secrets of The South

It's crazy to think our two year anniversary of living in the south is quickly approaching. I love our lifestyle down here and wouldn't change it for the crappy PA weather and rude people in a heartbeat.

I've met some amazing people here, and have learned some southern secrets that only one would learn from someone who was born and raised in the south.


1. Bounce dryer sheets not only make your clothes smell fresh and clean, but if wiped on the arms and legs act as a fantastic bug repellant.

2. Southern ladies don't say f*ck, rather, they say Shut The Front Door. I say, that's f*cking hilarious!

3. The higher the hair the closer you are to God.



4. You don't have to be old to be called Mam, or young to be called Miss.

5. Southern ladies aren't bitches, but they are passive aggressive as hell. For instance, when writing a thank you note that your really NOT thankful, make sure you don't use the word "I" unless you mean it. If you can manage to write an entire note without that word your the passive aggressive queen.

xoxox